Recently we lost our Head of Logistics. It has been a very troubling time here at AwesomeSauce Headquarters, both with the mourning of Secret Agent Sam, and with not having a leader!
While no one has been promoted to Head of Logistics yet, Miss Matilda Pants (Trip Coordinator and Mews), and Sir Archer Funnyfoot (P.R Manager and Mews) have been working hard to fill his shoes. All that work, though, has lead to a very tired, and slightly stressed AwesomeSauce Team. After a few meetings, budget analysis, and grueling recruitment process, we have officially welcomed a new intern to Headquarters!
We would like everyone to give a warm welcome to Lady Lana Miss Fits of House Fluffington (Lana for short). Lana has a background in government relations, having served time working for the Kitty FBI. She also worked as a contractor operating mainly in RECON and undercover ops. She and Archer both trained at C.C.S, which is one of the main reasons she was hired as an intern here (under the strong recommendation of Archer).
We would tell you more, but of course it’s classified. Lana has joined the team as a Mews, and is currently interning with our P.R Manager. Talk in the camp is that Archer will be promoted to Logistics, once Lana has learned the duties of P.R Manager, and feels comfortable taking over the role.
Welcome Aboard Lana! Here is to working together for many years to come!